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Steven Hyde
05 January 2009 @ 09:49 pm
Eh, might as well.
Steven Hyde
27 July 2007 @ 12:17 am
... okay, I just want a post that ISN'T full of other people so I can sort things out, here.
Steven Hyde
01 March 2007 @ 10:22 pm
Kodachi Kuno (getrhythmic) b. 5/27/06, comments: 7,347
Steven Hyde (deadbeatgoeson) b. 7/11/06, comments: 1,780
Stacy Rowe (ifuwant2bloved) b. 10/8/06, comments: 1,568
Hidan (feelsyourpain) b. 12/31/06, comments: 865

Total Comment: 11,560
Total Days in CFUD: 280
Comments per day: 42

Kodachi's comments per day: 26
Hyde's comments per day: 8
Stacy's comments per day: 11
Hidan's comments per day: 14

So the moral of this story is that I'm completely incapable of spamming with everyone except for Kodachi on good weeks. Ahaha.
Current Music: The Velvet Underground - Here She Comes Now
Steven Hyde
29 November 2006 @ 09:27 pm
Yeah, okay, probably. Seduction Etc Etc. goes here.Collapse )
Current Music: The Beatles - Revolution
Steven Hyde
27 July 2006 @ 01:45 am
Voting post went here. Nearly three weeks ago. Rock and roll.

Character: Steven Hyde
Series: That 70’s Show
Character Age: 17
Canon: Steven Hyde is a slacker, a stoner, a conspiracy theorist, and a hard rock enthusiast. He’s pretty much a fountain of snark and sarcasm, and he has a particular fondness for dispensing advice regarding the affairs of others, especially relationships (especially when they involve his best friend, Eric Forman, who also happens to be one of his favorite targets for ridicule). Despite his tendency to make a big show of his knowledge regarding women, though, he’s generally extremely apathetic when it comes to actually getting into a long-term relationship himself.

Another notable trait of Hyde’s is his tendency to distrust and despise authority figures, the government in particular. The majority of his conspiracy theories usually focus on the corruption inherent in the government and how big corporations oppress the common man. In actuality Hyde can be, when it comes down to it, a very responsible, mature person. It’s just that he’d really, really rather not be.

Hyde has been plucked out of scenic Point Place, Wisconsin during the midst of season two, which chronologically would be somewhere in late 1977.

Alright, so look. You people have got a real nice place going here. The post-apocalyptic vibe the lake gives off is pretty cool, and I can’t really say anything bad about a place that gives me a shotgun for free. But I’ve got a Zeppelin concert in Chicago to catch and quite frankly if I’m gonna go to a place full of the life-impaired I’d rather have ‘em fat and watching football than your classic Night of the Living Dead variety.

But really, man, I’d like to get out of this place as soon as possible since this sure as hell doesn’t look like any part of Illinois I’ve ever seen. I guess I fell asleep at the wheel of the Vista Cruiser or something because when I woke up I was in the middle of this damn swamp. So if someone could help me pull my ride out of the muck and whatever I’ll be on my way. It may look like a piece of crap but it’s just a little waterlogged… and okay, a little banged up…

… and wait, no, completely totaled. Wow, you people have got some special trees here, don’t you? Forman’s never going stop whining about this one when I get back. Though I guess he was going to do that anyway since I stole his car and all. Anyway.

So I guess I’m staying here longer than expected, so I might as well introduce myself; name’s Hyde and I guess you could call me a crusader against the Man, man. But don’t get too excited or anything; the people who gave me the gun filled me in on the situation with the Director chick and hey, whatever. Common sense dictates that when a chick in the “anger” stage of grief, even if said chick happens to be a power-mad dictator, it’s probably not a good idea to be pushing her buttons, man. And if she’s still fond of kidnapping people and blaming them for her fiancé kicking the bucket? Probably still a bit too early to see if pity sex will solve the problem. So honestly, I’m just going to stay out of this until further notice. Just direct me to where you guys keep the beer and give me the names of some of the looser women in this place and I’ll enjoy this impromptu vacation in peace.

… oh. So beer and sex are outlawed, huh? Well, forget all that shit I said earlier, man; that fascist bitch must pay.